5 Apr 2008

Getting used to Royal Mail, and to the English take on Spring

Oh dear. I have two friends with early April birthdays (I hope they're still my friends after this...) and I did remember, I got cards in good time, but somehow my brain didn't take in the fact that if 6 April falls on a Sunday, then the card would only get there on time if I posted it on Friday, seeing as mail isn't delivered on Sundays. Ho hum. Never mind, I thought, one day late is still kind of okay, and the other birthday is on 7 April which falls on Monday, so at least that one will get there on time if I get my skates on and get to the post box this afternoon...

Well, no. After nearly two decades of living in this country, you'd have thought I'd have got it into my head that there's no mail collection on Saturday afternoons. And as they recently cancelled Sunday collections, that's it, my cards are going to sit in that box until Monday and won't get anywhere before Tuesday. Oh dear.

But I realise I'm moaning about these things as if I've always had the luxury of the post being delivered daily, I happily join in with the general moans about second post being cancelled (someone in a letter to one of the papers, I forget which and when, pointed out that it wasn't really the second post delivery that had been cancelled, it's really the first one - at least that's how it looks where I live, when often the post arrives around 1-2pm) - but the thing is, where I come from, getting the post delivered daily sounds like a fantasy. As far as I remember, it was twice a week! And this fantastic idea that first class post is delivered the next day - wow! In Israel we don't send cheques in the post because there's no knowing how long it will take. We don't do filling a form in and sending it in the post. We don't trust the post. (Yes, I know things do sometimes go wrong here, but we're talking about a very different scale. Most of the post here does actually get delivered correctly and in good time.) Long before the invention of the English expression "snail mail", we had a fond term for our own postal system, which would translate into English as "tortoise post". (This is based on a Hebrew play on words, but it's a bit complicated to try and explain in English.)

So, thank God for good old Royal Mail, which does actually provide a pretty decent service when I think about it in this light.

And thank God for this gorgeous sunshine, and also for the rain that came down earlier and watered the gardens. It's just that I'm still not really used to this - I saw the rain and thought, what's happened to spring, yesterday was so sunny and warm! Then I remembered: in England this is spring!

4 Apr 2008

I think I'm becoming more Israeli (well, that's my excuse anyway)

Having lived in England for such a long time, I often find on visits home that I've forgotten how Israelis behave, I've absorbed so many of the British ways that people have at times answered me in English though I spoke Hebrew - when I asked friends if I have a British accent when speaking Hebrew, they said, 'No, you have a polite accent.'

I remember once sitting in a restaurant with my mum and my niece, we sat outside and the waitress came out to lay the table and take our order. She'd gone back in when we noticed she'd forgotten to bring us napkins. When she returned I asked her politely: Could we have some napkins please? My niece corrected me: We don't say it like that here. Oh, I said, what would you have said? Her answer was one word: Napkins?

The reason this has come to my mind now is that yesterday I caught myself doing this to a guy at the till at my local Co-op. No, not napkins... It's just that at this shop they have the annoying habit of not giving you the till receipt unless you specifically ask for it. I hadn't been to that shop in a very long time, so am not used to this anymore. So there's this guy behind the counter punching my shopping into the till, telling me how much, taking my money and... he's ready to move on to the next customer if I'm not quick. In the heat of the moment I forgot all that I've learned about manners in the nearly two decades of living in this very polite country. I looked at him with a question mark on my face and said: Till receipt?

It worked. But I don't know if he's recovered from the shock yet.